I'm such a loser why do you even follow me?

Helen, 16, NJ hit me up

parkingstrange:

austrianwhore:

that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field

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that feeling of satisfaction when you dodge all the bullets flying at you in the middle of an empty field

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Band Geek Humor 

ERIK NO: an autobiography by charles francis xavier

snarkydiscolizard:

"i’m sad and idk how to feel better"

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"i don’t know what to draw"

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"i always mess up"

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"BUT I SUCK"

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suricattus:

sherlockspeare:

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Never, ever enough love for this.  She looked like a grown-ass woman trying to get her interior thoughts together before an interview.  Because she was not flinging herself into Charming Monkey behavior for your pleasure yet, you think she looks “worn out?”

"Fuck you" is really the ONLY possible response to that.

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

dirtyberd:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

this is so fuckin cute

dirtyberd:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

this is so fuckin cute

trombono:

chen000:

chen000:

how to draw a sheep: draw a cloud, legs, a circle for the head and there you have it
a sheep

someone draw a sheep using these instructions

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this rlly helped i think this is the best sheep i have EVER drawn!!!

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

jeanmarcoing:

FORGETTING TO TAG SOMETHING AND RUSHING TO ADD WHAT YOU FORGOT TO TAG

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Me in two sentences.

  • I won't get jealous.
    Me:
  • Who's this fucking whore.
    Me: